- George Michael lit up a joint and smoked it during a recent TV interview. It was the least surprising thing he’s done since admitting he’s gay.
- Mike Tyson will fight singer Tom Jones in a celebrity boxing match scheduled for later this year. The old school crooner’s winning strategy involves a group of contractors, crow bars, and a surprise visit to Mike’s place the night before the fight.
- NBC won’t show Madonna mounting a cross when they air a concert special next month. Instead, Madonna will be relegated to mounting more traditional things like her back up dancers, S&M freaks, and Vanilla Ice.
- Claudia Schiffer believes that models today are too thin. She longs for the days when they were big and fat– you know, like she was in the 90′s.
- Robbie Williams mooned the crowd at the MTV Latin America Awards in Mexico City last night. The audience was stunned, as many attendees turned to one another at the same time and asked the same exact question: “Who the f**k was that?”
