As we reported yesterday, actor Wesley Snipes was indicted by a federal grand jury in Florida, for keeping nearly $12 million owed to the goverment in taxes. As a result, the actor seen in movies such as Major League, Passenger 57 and Blade faces up to 16 years in prison… if authorities can find him. It seems Snipes is on the run from authorities, and his Orlando, Florida home is currently unoccupied. And while we adore Wezzy, we also love the law. So we thought we’d compile a list of some of the more obvious places Wesley Snipes might be hiding… let us know if we’ve left any out in the comments.
- In a Rubbermaid trash can in Stephen Dorff’s garage.
- Trick or Treating in his Blade costume.
- A roulette table, betting on… never mind.
- Stealing bases in Cleveland.
- Sleeping with a 33-year-old woman in a Chicago crack house who later bore his son.
- Under Patrick Swayze’s skirt.
- Dangling from a hanger in a coat closet at The Pentagon.
- In the cargo hold.
- Teaching karate to 4 year olds in Peoria, Illinois.
- Under the President’s bed.
- Mowing Spike Lee’s lawn for cash.
- On a train holding a suspicious money sack filled with $12 million.
- Filming a new good cop/vampire cop comedy with Woody Harrelson.
