It looks like Screech isn’t the only celebrity with a sex tape coming out soon.
Some employees over at Disneyland Paris, dressed in full Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, etc. attire, shot a smutty video involving our favorite childhood characters and leaked it onto YouTube. The video has already been pulled, however this article describes a few of the acts: Goofy groping Minnie, Minnie nailing a snowman, Mickey engaging in a threeway– it’s all there. At no point, though, does Mickey stick his finger where the sun don’t shine and then rub it under Minnie’s nose… Screech has cornered the market on that.
Now, while some people may be shocked by this video or by the actions of the Disneyland employees who made it, I think it was a long time coming. When you look at the list of movies that Mickey and Minnie have appeared in, it’s easy to see how this could’ve happened. Just look at these titles.
Mickey’s Steamroller
Barnyard Olympics
The Plowboy
Puppy Love
Bath Day
The Delivery Boy
Mickey’s Choo Choo
Mickey Down Under
Steamboat Willie
Mickey & The Seal
Crazy Over Daisy
Two-Gun Mickey
The Fox Hunt
When The Cat’s Away
Mickey’s Man Friday
Mickey’s Amateurs
Tugboat Mickey
Mickey Plays Papa
Jungle Rhythm
Just Mickey
There’s something for everybody in there. Me, I think I’m going to go out and rent Mickey’s Amateurs tonight. Because the amatuers aren’t nearly as weathered or jaded as the other Disney stars. You know what I’m talking about.
