The British tabloids were shocked by reports of an alleged rape that took place at the 18th birthday party of Harry Potter star Rupert Grint (better known as Ron Weasley). As of now, Grint seems to have taken no part in the incident, which has reportedly inspired money-hungry novelist JK Rowling to finally set about to writing her much-requested post-high school follow-up series to the popular novels, tentatively entitled Harry Potter: After Hogwarts. We’ve obtained this exclusive list of the 7 titles the series will be comprised of.
Harry Potter and the Horniness of the Teenager
Harry Potter and the Slipping of the Mickey
Harry Potter and the Dancing of the Dirty
Harry Potter and the Stumbling of the Victim
Harry Potter and the Ignoring of the Protests
Harry Potter and the Raping of the Date
Harry Potter and the Ruining of the Party
These should be pretty compelling, as an overly hormonal college guy wasted on Guiness is a way scarier villain than some glorified David Copperfield who calls himself “Lord Voldemort“.
