- SKANK YOU VERY MUCH: Jaime Pressly has unleashed her lingerie line. And her lingerie line has unleashed a whole bunch o’ boobies. (Popoholic)
- SHOT (THROUGH THE HEART): Bon Jovi still isn’t over his ex, Diane Lane. Probably because she’s the bitch who gives love a love a bad name. (D-Listed)
- CHALLENGE: Try not to make fun of Brooke Hogan. Seriously. Try not to. Are you trying? Don’t make fun of her. Ahh, forget it, she deserves it. (Mollygood)
- CREEPY MASCOT: “Franken Friar”, an oversized friar who’s returned from the dead to dance at Padres games. Suddenly the Philly Phanatic seems reasonable. (Deadspin)
- BANDWAGON: We couldn’t be the only site on the web NOT linking to the Heidi Klum Esquire photos, could we? Nope. (Hollywoodtuna)
