- Tom Petty may sue Red Hot Chili Peppers for ripping him off. But then again Bob Dylan never sued him.
- Nelly Furtado is reportedly dating baller Steve Nash. Considered Larry Bird but was just too much like him.
- OJ Simpson’s daughter gets community service for fight with police. Like father like daughter.
- Denise Richards to become a pussycat doll. Always a good move when you’re trying to win a custody battle.
- Jessica Simpson tells Nick he doesn’t have the stomach to sue her. Luckily, abs aren’t nearly important as having a lawyer.
- Halle Berry loves kinky sex. So long as it wins her Oscars.
- Sambora and Richards may be planning a wedding already, since they’re both so good at marriage.
- Keanu Reeves admits to seeing a shrink. But still feels nothing onscreen.
- Tina Fey may be leaving SNL now that she has a new show. Look for head writer opportunity on HotJobs.
- John Mayer sings about having sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s wonderland body. Beat that, Wilmer.
